Amy Borkowsky                         
has been saving her answering                      
machine messages for over a decade,                       
and the second volume of her self-produced CD,                         
"Amy's Answering Machine" will again strike a strong                       
chord with anyone who's ever had a mother. Both collections
of hilarious, actual messages from Amy's mom tap into a universal
problem: mothers who, despite our adult accomplishments, still treat
us like babies.

New and old fans alike will listen and laugh as Amy dips back into her
collection for “Amy’s Answering Machine / Volume 2: More Messages from
Mom.” Hear Amy’s Mom advise her on how to avoid getting gum disease from kissing . . . lecture her for having breakfast without toast. . . and inform Amy of everything from product recalls to how to keep from getting her hand caught in an elevator door.

Or enjoy the classic hilarity of Volume 1, as Amy’s overprotective mother
advises her on the safest clothes to wear in case of a plane crash...warns
her of an impending snowstorm...tries to fix her up with millionaire
bachelors from a talk show...reminds her to go to the bathroom before
getting in line at the DMV...and more.

Better yet, get double the laughs and save when you order both
volumes of the CD, and see why people who won't even listen to
their own mothers are listening to Amy's.

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Cellibacy

Cellibacy
 
 
Amy has taken a vow
of cellibacy and is
giving up her cell phone
for 60 days starting
January 1st.

Read all about it at
AmysCellPhone.com.